Andy's Dictionary



Abliss

[uh-blis] Noun.

an abyss of bliss

"He fell into sleep's sweet abliss"

Agasp

[uh-gahsp] Verb.

to gasp, while at the same time have the quality of being aghast

"I was agasp at the sickening sight of a dead rat in my kitchen"

Antisipatient

[an-tis-uh-pey-shuhnt] Adjective.

to be patiently antisipating something

"Andy held an air of calm but expectant antisipatience as he waited to recieve his award"

Chainsword

[cheyn-sohrd] Noun.

a (currently) fictional combination of a chainsaw and a sword

"The warrior courageously charged onto the battlefield, relentlessly wielding his chainsword to devastating effect"

Condensity

[kuhn-den-si-tee] Noun.

the density of something which has been condensed

"The condensity of the synopsis left no room for the imagination"

Cringinuity

[krinj-n-oo-i-tee] Noun.

the level of cringe which one experiences at something

"The cringinuity of the joke was beyond measure"

Deficicator

[def-i-sah-cay-ter] Noun.

a person who confers a deficit; benefit is to benefactor as deficit is to deficicator

"By continually asking idiotic questions and causing disruptive untimely disturbances, Andy was an unfortunate deficicator of the program"

Deluxury

[de-luhk-shuh-ree] Noun.

deluxe luxury

"The interior of the limo was the epitome of deluxury"

Entertainted

[en-ter-teyn-tid] Adjective.

something which has been used as entertainment, but would not usually be used in such a way, and therefore become tainted because of it

"By constantly live-streaming your everyday life to the world, your life has become unerringly entertainted"

Equivalate

[ih-kwiv-uh-leyt] Verb.

to estimate values which are equivalent

"It was difficult to accurately equivalate the weight of the two eggs"

Grinmace

[grin-muhs] Verb.

to grimace with a grin on one's face

"She grinmaced at the pain of her broken arm, which was mutilated beyond words"

Incrustacean

[in-kruh-stey-shuhn] Noun.

an infestation of crustaceans

"Whether for good or for worse, the seafood resaurant had experienced an veritable incrustation of lobsters"

Jubilous

[joobuhl-uhs] Adjective.

the state of being simultaneously jubilant and joyous

"The deafening cheers of the jubilant winners rang throughout the room"

Mahooey

[muh-hoo-ee] Interjection.

a general exclamation of glee, frustation, fright, etc.

"Mahooey!"

Misfortunate

[misfawr-chuh-nit] Adjective.

the quality of suffering from bad luck; pitiablly so

"It was particularly misfortunate that the day Andy got married was also the day that he died"

Majetic

[muh-jet-ik] Adjective.

the state of being both energetic and majestic

"The infant gazelle looked particularly majetic in the afternoon African sun"

Ologyology

[ol-uh-jee-ol-uh-jee] Noun.

the study of studying

"To the intrigue of all who asked his occupation, Andy replied that he studied ologyology"

Pre-enact

[pree-en-akt] Verb.

to enact something before it happens; the opposite of re-enacting

"To the shock and awe of all who witnessed it, Andy was somehow able to pre-enact his death"

Sludgery

[sluhj-uh-ree] Noun.

drudgery which is exacerbated to the point at which it becomes comparable to sludge

"The sludgery of the manual labour which Andy had to endure was beyond comprehension"

Stepastician

[step-i-stish-uhn] Noun.

someone who counts their steps; a statistician of steps

"As a distinguished stepastician, Andy was well aware that his steps today were well in excess of a thousand"

Superbfluous

[soo-purb-floo-uhs] Adjective.

something which contains the quality of being both superb and superfluous

"Because it didn't provide any monetary prize, Andy considered his people's choice award superbfluous"